A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning.

It’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are
hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
“So you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a
woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s
nothing left, but we’re unhurt.

This must be a sign from God that we Should meet
and be friends and Live together in peace for
the rest of our days.”

Flattered, the man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with
you completely, This must be a sign from God!”

The woman continues, “And look at this, here’s
another miracle. My Car is completely demolished
but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate
our good fortune.”

Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and
drinks half the bottle and then hands it back
to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on,and hands it
back to the man.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait
for the police….