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#0 by Mr.Julian (rocknrolla) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-05 00:59:26 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

MOVIE QUOTES / CITATE / ЦИТАТЫ

Ro.
Aţi privit recent un film interesant şi v-au plăcut expresiile ce le foloseau actori, sau aveau nişte dialoguri captivante şi amuzante. Posibil că doriţi să vă împărtăşiţi citatele memorate cu cineva... Topicul dat este perfect pentru a o face!

Ru.
Вы недавно посмотрели интересный фильм и вам наверно понравилось как общались актёры или какие то выражений. Может быть, вы хотите поделиться цитатами которые запомнили... Этот топик специально для это и сделан

Unele citate dintr-o colecţie majoră de filme [EN] , [RU]

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#201 by Nicky (Seny, pit i collons) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-07 22:13:14 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#199 DanyGaby, + a fucking oo

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#202 by Abercromb (haţker) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-07 22:41:23 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

AMERICAN PIE

Finch: God bless the Internet.

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Stifler: I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking USE them!

Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me, beautiful.

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Jim: I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.

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Jim: You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

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[At jazz choir rehearsal]

Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: So what'd you think?

Kevin: I thought you sounded really good.

Stifler: I think you need your balls reattached.

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P.S http://torrentsmd.com/forum.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=87952715 - Visit )

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#203 by butterfly197 (Power User) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-07 23:01:15 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

Ratatouille

Ah, but that is no match for wishful thinking. If you focus on what you left behind. You will never be able to see what lies ahead. Now go up and look around.

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#204 by Chevrolet Velo Club

(United We Stand) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-08 00:20:03 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

Nu tin minte ce film

Police Officer : Show me your Driver's Licence.
Mrs. Stone : WHAT?
Mr. Taylor : he told you to show your driver's licence.
Mrs. Stone :ahh...ok...here it is.
Police Officer : So you are from St.Louis?
Mrs. Stone : WHAT?
Mr. Taylor : He asked you if you are from St.Louis?
Mrs. Stone : Ohh..yes.
Police Officer :Ohh....I was there and I have had bad sex there.
Mrs. Stone : WHAT?
Mr. Taylor : he told that he know you.

:rofl:

asta treb de vazut

Editat de către Chevrolet la 2010-01-08 00:44:32

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#205 by Mr.Julian (rocknrolla) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-08 00:27:00 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#204 Chevrolet, :rofl:

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#206 by anoobis (Дуб) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-08 05:11:14 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

Casino - Classic Desert Scene

Nicky Santoro: Where the fuck do you get off talking to people about me behind my back, going over my head?
Ace Rothstein: What people?
Nicky Santoro: What people, d'ja think I wasn't gonna find out?
Ace Rothstein: I don't even know what you're talking about Nick...
Nicky Santoro: No? You said I'm bringing heat on YOU? I gotta listen to people because of your fuckin shit? You're orderin me out? You better get your own fuckin army pal!
Ace Rothstein: I didn't do anything, I mean, I didn't order you or anybody. I only told Andy Stone that you had a lot of heat on you and that was a problem.
Nicky Santoro: You want me to get out of my own fuckin town?
Ace Rothstein: Yeah I said l-let the bullshit blow over for a while, so I can run the casino. Anything goes wrong with the casino it's my ass, it's not yours, it's my ass!
Nicky Santoro: Oh I don't know whether you know this or not, but you only have your fuckin casino because I made that possible. I'm what counts out here, not your fuckin country clubs or your fuckin TV shows! And what the fuck are you doing on TV anyhow? You know I get calls from back home every fuckin day, they think you went bat shit!
Ace Rothstein: I'm only on TV because I got to be able to hang around the casino. You understand that, you know that, come on.
Nicky Santoro: Your fuckin ass! You coulda had the food and beverage job without going on television. You wanted to go on TV.
Ace Rothstein: Yeah I did want to go on TV. That way I have a forum, I can fight back. I'm known. People see me. They know they can't fuck around with me like they could if I was an unknown, that's right, yeah!
Nicky Santoro: You're making a big fuckin spectacle of yourself!
Ace Rothstein: Me? I wouldn't even be in this situation if it wasn't for you. You brought down so much fuckin heat on me, I mean every time I meet somebody the big question is "do I know you?"
Nicky Santoro: Oh sure now you wanna bring your fuckin license on me, is that it?
Ace Rothstein: No, Nicky, when you asked me if you could come out here, what did I tell you? I mean you asked me and I know you were gonna come out no matter what I said, but what did I tell you? Do you remember what I told you? Do you remember what I told you?
Nicky Santoro: Back- Back up, back up a fuckin' minute here. One minute. I asked you? When the fuck did I ever ask you if I could come out here? Get this through your head, you...
Ace Rothstein: You never...
Nicky Santoro: Get this through your head you Jew motherfucker, you. You only exist out here because of me. That's the only reason. Without me, you, personally, every fuckin' wise guy skell around'll take a piece of your fuckin' Jew ass. Then where you gonna go? You're fuckin' warned. Don't ever go over my fuckin' head again. You motherfucker, you.

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#207 by tabu2 (I am what I do) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-08 11:00:20 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

Up in the air
Who the fuck are you?

 A good question..: Who the fuck I am?

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#208 by GHouse Drivers Club

("Симптом — это смерть?"© Д.Хауз) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-08 12:31:57 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

Андерсон, три круга! :rofl:

Шевелись! У меня боевые раны мерзнут!

Сколько раз тебе говорить — никогда не буди человека, который спит на гладильной доске!!!

— Пап, макароны зеленые, они же с плесенью.
— В наше время все было зеленое: зеленые макароны, зеленый лук…
— Лук и так зеленый.
— Это сейчас, а начиналось все с нас…

Когда я был маленьким — у нас не было подставок, приходилось держать ёлку по очереди.

Ты знаешь, я знаю — остальное не в счёт. ;-)

Сегодня особый праздник — день покраски гаража.

* Жизнь с Луи (Life with Louie)

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#209 by anoobis (Дуб) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-08 13:44:00 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#208 GHouse, cum poti sa uiti:

Энди Андерсон: Мой Рэмблер просто мечта!
Бабушка: Да, если ты мечтаешь о том чтобы тебя обгоняли даже пешеходы.

?)

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#210 by GHouse Drivers Club

("Симптом — это смерть?"© Д.Хауз) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-08 14:53:21 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#209 anoobis, "... Энди Андерсон: Мой Рэмблер просто мечта!
Бабушка: Да, если ты мечтаешь о том чтобы тебя обгоняли даже пешеходы. ..." - OMG :rofl:

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#211 by Mr.Julian (rocknrolla) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-08 15:23:11 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#210 GHouse, +1 :rofl:

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Ne mai trebuie doar un pic, încă 16000 de MegaJoule.

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#212 by AirWalker (CTM|Nu-ni îmblaț la priboare!) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-08 16:52:51 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

Madagascar 2

Ну...кто сказал, что пингвины не летают!у

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#213 by Cake

(User) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-08 17:05:31 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

Patrick Bateman: I`ve got to return some videotapes.

[American Psycho]

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#214 by GHouse Drivers Club

("Симптом — это смерть?"© Д.Хауз) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-08 17:42:32 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

— Гнев — источник силы. Если дать ему волю — он тебя уничтожит.

* Бэтмэн: Начало (Batman Begins)

А чё мы такие серьёзные?

* Темный рыцарь (The dark knight)

Надежда. Это самое существенное заблуждение человека, являющееся одновременно источником вашей величайшей силы и величайшей слабости.

* Матрица (The Matrix) mo rupt expresia aceasta

mai este o expresie asa interesanta cind Agent Smith vs Neo in metro , si Smith spune ... cind imi aduc aminte scriu

Выбор. У людей всегда есть выбор.

* Матрица: Перезагрузка (The Matrix Reloaded)

Все начинается с выбора.

* Матрица: Перезагрузка (The Matrix Reloaded)

— Если повезёт, то там будет парень, который проверяет, нет ли оружия.
— А если не повезёт?
— То парней будет много.

* Матрица: Революция (The Matrix Revolutions)

— Почему, мистер Андерсон, почему? Во имя чего? Что вы делаете? Зачем, зачем встаете? Зачем продолжаете драться? Неужели вы верите в какую-то миссию, или вам просто страшно погибать? Так в чем же миссия, может быть, вы откроете? Это свобода, правда, может быть, мир, или вы боретесь за любовь? Иллюзии, мистер Андерсон, причуды восприятия. Хрупкие логические теории слабого человека, который отчаянно пытается оправдать свое существование — бесцельное и бессмысленное! Но они, мистер Андерсон, как и Матрица, столь же искусственны. Только человек может выдумать скучное и безжизненное понятие «любовь»! Вам пора это увидеть, мистер Андерсон, увидеть и понять! Вы не можете победить, продолжать борьбу бессмысленно. Почему, мистер Андерсон, почему вы упорствуете?

— Потому что это мой выбор.

* Матрица: Революция (The Matrix Revolutions)

— Машинам неведомы эмоции.
— Любовь — не эмоция. Любовь для нас — это связь двух субъектов… Кажется, вы тоже влюблены. На что вы пойдете, чтобы не разрушить связь с тем, кого любите?
— На все.
— В таком случае вы тут оказались по той же причине, что привела и меня.

* Матрица: Революция (The Matrix Revolutions)

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#215 by moon89 (Power User) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-08 17:47:11 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

Hitch

Sara: What should we toast to?
Hitch: Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

Hitch: Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.

Hitch: Basic Principles - no woman wakes up saying "God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today!" Now, she might say "This is a really bad time for me," or something like "I just need some space," or my personal favorite "I'm really into my career right now." You believe that? Neither does she. You know why? 'Cause she's lying to you, that's why. You understand me? Lying! It's not a bad time for her. She doesn't need any space. And she may be into her career, but what she's really saying is "Uh, get away from me now," or possibly "Try harder, stupid," but which one is it? 60% of all human communication is nonverbal, body language; 30% is your tone, so that means 90% of what you're saying ain't coming out of your mouth. Of course she's going to lie to you! She's a nice person! She doesn't want to hurt your feelings! What else she going to say? She doesn't even know you... yet. Luckily, the fact is that just like the rest of us, even a beautiful woman doesn't know what she wants until she sees it, and that's where I come in. My job is to open her eyes. Basic Principles - no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet; he just needs the right broom.

Hitch: Basic principles... there are none.

Albert: I waited my whole life to feel this miserable.

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#216 by Nicky (Seny, pit i collons) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-08 18:12:46 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

Не шутите с Зоханом (one of my favs)

Офигенски!!!

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#217 by Cake

(User) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-08 18:31:50 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

Bateman: You like Huey Lewis and the News?
Paul Allen: They're OK.
Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are there copies of the Style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?
Bateman: Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. [rapidly, as if agitated] But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. [raises axe above head] Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]
Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU FUCKING BASTARD![/u]

[American Psycho - link to the scene ^^]

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#218 by Adrianus (Doctor In The House) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-08 19:43:59 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#204 Chevrolet, :rofl:

as fi foarte recunoscator daca ai zice din ce film e )))

Счастливое число Слевина

- Чушь несусветная.
- Чарли Чаплин занял третье место в конкурсе двойников Чарли Чаплина в Монте-Карло. Вот это чушь.

- А что у тебя с носом?
- Попытался сломать им кулак одного парня.

- А... почему Слим вдруг оглох?
- Слим, потерял слух после того, как его застрелили.

- Твою мать! Чёрт! Господи!
- Всё верно, именно в таком порядке.

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#219 by akiro

(VIP) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-08 21:48:14 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

Brothers

'Только мёртвые могут увидеть конец войны. Я видел конец войны, но вопрос в том, можно ли мне жить дальше?'

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#220 by Chevrolet Velo Club

(United We Stand) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-08 22:25:37 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#218 Adrianus, "... as fi foarte recunoscator daca ai zice din ce film e ))) ..." - ash vre shi eu sa shtiu

l-am vazut vreo luna in urma la Pro TV....denumirea asha shi nu am mai aflat-o

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#221 by Android13 (Pioneer) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-08 23:12:53 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

Borat

”...- Very nice, how much ?...”

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#222 by moon89 (Power User) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-09 14:40:51 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

Juno

Juno MacGuff: I think I'm in love with you.
Paulie Bleeker: You mean as friends?
Juno MacGuff: No... I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know...
Paulie Bleeker: I try really hard, actually.

Juno MacGuff: [leaning up against the wall as she's in labor] OWW! OWW! Fuckity OW!

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#223 by anoobis (Дуб) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-10 04:59:36 (752 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

Training Day

Alonzo Harris: Get some chow in you before we go to the office, my dollar.
Jake Hoyt: Thank you sir, but I ate...
Alonzo Harris: Fine, don't.
Jake Hoyt: It's nice here.
Alonzo Harris: May I read my paper?
Jake Hoyt: I'm sorry, sir, I...
Alonzo Harris: Thank you.
Jake Hoyt: You know what, I'll get something to eat.
Alonzo Harris: No. Hell no you won't, you fucked that up. I'm trying to read my paper. Please, shut up.
Jake Hoyt: I sure won't mind roasting in a black-and-white all day.
Alonzo Harris: Tell me a story, Hoyt.
Jake Hoyt: My story?
Alonzo Harris: No, not your story. A story. Because you can't keep your mouth shut long enough for me to read my paper. Tell me a story.
Jake Hoyt: I don't think I know any stories.
Alonzo Harris: You don't know any stories? Okay, I'll tell you a story. This is a newspaper. It's 90 per cent bullshit, but it's entertaining. That's why I read it, because it entertains me. You won't let me read it, so you entertain me with your bullshit. Tell me a story, right now.

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#224 by Adrianus (Doctor In The House) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-10 15:34:57 (751 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#223 anoobis, dialogu de mai departe rupe...

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#225 by DWoWer (Bettycutza) (0 mesaje) at 2010-01-10 19:00:18 (751 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

gossip girl
We make our own fortunes and the we call them fate. (pur shi simplu mi-a placut fraza)

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